Best Picture Oscar Nominee – Elvira Presents ‘The (Con) Artist’

With all the Hollywood buzz about the Academy Award nominated silent film, “THE ARTIST”, I’ve decided to cash in on that success with my new short film – “THE (CON) ARTIST”! — Elvira


You have to give it to Elvira she is always good for a chuckle. And that bitch is like 60, I need the name of her face cream – stat.

In theaters this weekend this nonsense – ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’

It’s always bad to bash a film unseen, but I think I’m safe to bash away on this one as being total fuckery. Nicolas Cage is sadly carrying Idris Elba with him into the awful known as Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance hits the screens today at your local cinema. For joy!

As Johnny Blaze hides out in Eastern Europe, he is called upon to stop the devil, who is trying to take human form.

Freak Out With Your Geek Out – Introducing Mr. E T

Mr. E T Mr. T and ET combinedI don’t know who the genius artist is that made this image, but you sir have combined two national treasures! Hat tip to you!

‘Intruders’ Trailer – Much Better, I Understand It Now Clive

The Intruders Clive OwenLast summer I and many others were sort of confused as to what the eff was going on in the trailer for Intruders but alas they have saw fit to remedy some of the confusion. Basically, there’s something or someone chasing a little English girl and kid living in Spain – I think. Here’s the very brief description according to IMDB:

Two children living in different countries are visited nightly by a faceless being who wants to take possession of them.

(ahem, Insidious, anyone?)


Ever miss the Clive from the BMW mini-movies? I do. Sads. If you live abroad Intruders is currently at the cinema. For all you guys stateside it opens in select theaters March 30th.

About that ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ – I know I’m late but…

I was doing stuff. I mean shoes on Melrose Avenue are not going to buy themselves. In the meantime, Abe and his ax made their way onto the net. I’m still excited about this film. Again, I suggest you read the book of the same name, before the film hits. Skim it at least. Pimpin’ libraries should be a thing folks!

Once again in case you didn’t catch it, the film is: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Honest Abe, his abs and Anthony Mackie will be hitting theaters June 22.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER explores the secret life of our greatest president, and the untold story that shaped our nation.


Also, click thru the jump to see footage that was revealed at a special event at the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library & Museum. Read the rest of this entry »

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