Horror Coming to a DVD Player near You (Tuesday, June 23rd)
Simons Says (2006) R
When five college pals head into the wilderness for a little rest and relaxation, they run headlong into Simon and Stanley (both played by Crispin Glover), backwoods twin brothers with a fondness for booby traps rigged with flying pickaxes. Now, the teens must claw their way out of the woods without springing one of the brothers’ ingeniously lethal snares. William Dear directs this gleefully gore-drenched film; Blake Lively co-stars.
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Backwoods (2008) R
A group of programmers is heading to an executive retreat in the wilderness of Northern California’s Jasper Park — where, two months earlier, a couple disappeared while camping. Will the computer geeks’ training prepare them for what ensues? When a friendly paintball game turns into a fight for survival against a band of lunatic locals, the nerds must show what they’re made of in this thriller starring Ryan Merriman and Haylie Duff.
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HF Recommends…not because I’ve seen it, because Vinnie Jones usually doesn’t disappoint.
Legend of the Bog (2008) R
When a real-estate developer digging in an Irish peat bog unearths the preserved body of a bronze-age warrior murdered 2,000 years earlier, she dumps the body and continues her project. But the undead Bog Body starts seeking a new resting place. It soon creates havoc for some young Americans and Irish nationals who unknowingly share a dark secret. Adam Fogerty, Vinnie Jones, Jason Barry and Nora-Jane Noone star in this humor-tinged horror flick.
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Dexter Returns September 27th
The fourth season of Showtime’s Dexter is scheduled to begin September 27th. Check out the teaser poster for the upcoming season. I wasn’t exactly thrilled with last season and I’m not sure how I feel about this baby thing.
Whatcha thinking?
