Since we’ve always felt it was the job of HorrorFatale.com to bring the three A’s (ABS, ARMS and ASS) to women and my fabulous fellas around the world we present Magic Mike. I know it ain’t horror but I think it’s going to be hot so whatever. And might I add True Blood’s Joe Magwhateveritalian …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Don’t you love how vampires heal really quickly? And they manage to heal with perfect eye makeup. That makes me want to become a member of the undead, because I am yet to master the …
Directed by Timur Bekmambetov (2012) Fourscore and seven years ago – sadly that’s all I remember. Don’t get me wrong I love American History but my period of knowledge is World War II. Ask me about the Zimmerman telegram, I’m your girl. Wait that was WWI, nevermind. Several of my friends are teachers and they …
Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.
In the genre of found footage from an event that never happened we have V/H/S. When a group of petty criminals is hired by a mysterious party to retrieve a rare piece of found footage from a rundown house in the middle of nowhere, they soon realize that the job isn’t going to be as …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …