Rob Zombie’s Lords of Salem opens today. Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record — a “gift from the Lords.” The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts? The film written and …
Sometimes you need a little silly and this looks pretty silly, but at least the vampires don’t sparkle and shit. Feast your eyes of the trailer Vamps, brought to us by Amy Heckerling. Heckerling brought us the greatness of our childhoods that was Clueless. I’m not being sarcastic btw, I used to love that movie …
Thanks for the tip, Jamie!
Thanks for the tip, Jamie!
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October 26, 2011
It was really hard for me to figure out an angle for my approach to reviewing this one, especially in light of how absolutely annoyed I was by the I Spit on Your Grave remake. As I have proclaimed many many times, I’m one of those card carrying liberal feminist chicks; hence my reason for …
Today is not the day for me to try to follow anything to the end of the tunnel, but here goes nothing. Apparently awhile ago some really smart-types made a mock trailer (see it below) about a fucked up clown situation. In this lovely trailer the dad tries to save his poor little boy’s birthday …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …