I tried my best to ignore this movie; I tried to ignore the last one, but, it keeps coming back like gum on the bottom of my Louboutin, uh Steve Madden. Anyway, Douche Feldman is back and he has dragged Jamison Newlander from obscurity to continue the bastardization of what was once a promising franchise. …
The Fourth Kind (The 4th Kind) 2009PG-13 When Alaskan psychiatrist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) begins videotaping her therapy sessions with clients, she uncovers petrifying evidence that they have experienced the fourth level of alien encounter: abduction. But as she finds more clues, she suspects that the government will do anything to conceal the truth. …
Before I became a disgruntled adult I was a kid who adored The Goonies. And how excited I was to read Goonies cast reunite, then I looked at the pic and now I’m nostalgic and a bit sad. Because time has sure flown by and it seems to have done it on these kids faces, …
Put down your latte and grab a freakin’ bottle of tequila because this is a fuckin doozie. They are apparently going full speed ahead on the crazy train and actually planning on filming a ‘Lost Boys 3.’ I guess the clusterfuck of stupid that was Part 2 didn’t deter Feldman’s delusion because he is also …
I think after Tommy aka Corey Feldman hacks Jason to bits in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, they started to get gradually worse. But, I have to admit to watching them all and I will keep doing so. I even plan on being in a seat Friday to watch Bay’s minions remake. So, which …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …