The Fourth Kind (The 4th Kind) 2009PG-13 When Alaskan psychiatrist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) begins videotaping her therapy sessions with clients, she uncovers petrifying evidence that they have experienced the fourth level of alien encounter: abduction. But as she finds more clues, she suspects that the government will do anything to conceal the truth. …
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LET THE EFFIN FRANCHISE DIE!!!- LOST BOYS 3
Put down your latte and grab a freakin’ bottle of tequila because this is a fuckin doozie. They are apparently going full speed ahead on the crazy train and actually planning on filming a ‘Lost Boys 3.’ I guess the clusterfuck of stupid that was Part 2 didn’t deter Feldman’s delusion because he is also …
The Worst Trailer Ever – Crank 2
It’s not the language that makes this trailer suck, its simply this trailer sucks. This trailer alone could kill Jason Statham’s career seriously. Nah, he’s hot so it’s all good. I have no idea what this movie is about, I just know he fell out of a copter in the last one, so I’m sure …
The Worst Idea of the Day—Lost Boys 3!!?!?!?
I’m convinced movie execs sit in their offices and throw darts at a big board with all the titles of the movies we 80’s and 90’s kids loved and decide to remake, sequel or prequel them into something that we hate. I’m not sure whether they do it for kicks, i.e. Michael Bay and his …
Lost Boys 2 Spoiler!!! Don't Look at this Post! Ok. Look!
Well, the people have spoken. All four of you! . Anywho, here goes. Check out this photo: From the set of the Lost Boys 2 No, Corey’s not just really stoned in the pic, although he might be, never can tell with that boy. Anyway, it appears Sam Emmerson and Allen Frog are vamps in …
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‘Evil Dead (2013)’ Review – Earns its R! Darkly Fun.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
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Bates Motel – Three Episodes In So Far, So Odd
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
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‘MAMA’ (Review) – Mama is mad folks!
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
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HorrorFatale.com Picks the Best and Worst Horror Films of 2012
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
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‘Juan of the Dead’ Review – Zombie Killing and Havana Nights
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …