Aww, we’ve entered the terrible twos. My how has time flown by, it seems like just yesterday I sat down at my computer to complain about how Michael Bay and his minions hated every child who grew up in the 80s. It seems like only yesterday when I pulled up a chair and made a …
I just can’t…in my entire arsenal of crazy I can’t think of any reason why anyone would do this? A 91-year-old widow in rural Pennsylvania is found living with the corpses of her husband and twin sister. Jean Stevens tells The Associated Press she did it because for her, death is very hard to take. …
I am huge fan of Poe, I mean are you shocked? Anyway, Eddie is finally going to get a decent proper burial. Warm and fuzzy folk’s feelings, warm and fuzzy. I’m completely kidding. Seriously, if you are in the Baltimore area check it out. Apparently, when Poe died he was the victim of some really …
The whole concept for this movie is totally horrifying and should if done properly be scary on sooo many levels. The plot revolves around a theory that Satan created the Earth, not God. How utterly fucked up is that concept? Seriously. The movie stars creeptastic Willem Defoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg as a couple who go …
The Fangoria Weekend of Horror Conventions is being held in LA on April 17-19, 2009. The tickets are kind of recession friendly at $ 20 a day. For more information click the lovely image below.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …