It’s the beginning of the year so I must take the time to do a sentimental weepy post. Although my tear ducts only emit sequin, I want to say thank you to all our faithful readers. In 2012 we grew just a little more, and that’s because of you guys. To all our new readers …
Pretension. That’s all I got really. I think besides More Human than Human, that’s pretty much the last thing I’ve liked from Rob Zombie ever. Ok, ok, I liked The Devil’s Rejects. But, mostly just no. Rob and his wife Sheri Moon are bringing us their special brand of horror again and by that I …
Even though coughing up a lung, I found the time to share this work of art (His body is like the David I swear! ) with you ladies and you fellas. Joe Magnowhatever hit the beach to show us why Sookie is out of her mind to have not hit this yet. Seriously, I would …
Tell Congress: Don’t censor the Web – There’s no need to make American social networks, blogs and search engines censor the Internet.
Messing with my food is like messing with my emotions Smokey!* California man allegedly tried to murder his wife by lacing her Rice Krispies.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …