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Category Archive: I’m Just Saying
Introducing Vampire John Travolta? – ‘Face Off 2’
This is getting interesting; remember last week when the internet accused Nicolas Cage of being a vampire? Well, his old friend (I’m assuming, because all celebrities are friends, right?) John Travolta has gotten in on the action. A new Ebay auction has popped up involving a supposed photo of John Travolta circa 1860. The seller …
Nic Cage Might Be a Vampire – Photo Evidence?
In an Ebay auction a seller has listed antique pictures. One image is of a Tennessee man from the 1870s who bears an uncanny resemblance to Nicolas Cage. If Nicky is a vampire it would explain a lot. Thanks DListed!
HorrorFatale.com – Different Look, Same Crazy
We got our hair did! In honor of our third birthday, we’re revamped. Thoughts, comments, moans, groans, suggestions. And, be kind, because TheFatale was up all night slaving over a hot laptop to make this happen. Enjoy!
Side-Eye News: Norman Bates Lives
Fresh from the news of nutters, we present 34-year-old horror film-maker, Tim Fattig. Fattig was apparently so grief-stricken when his 68-year-old mother died, he decided to do a homage to horror classic Psycho by keeping her decomposing body in her house a full year after she passed away. But wait, there’s more Fattig works for …
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“Evil Dead (2013)’ Review – Earns its R! Darkly Fun.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
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Bates Motel – Three Episodes In So Far, So Odd
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
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‘MAMA’ (Review) – Mama is mad folks!
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
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HorrorFatale.com Picks the Best and Worst Horror Films of 2012
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
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‘Juan of the Dead’ Review – Zombie Killing and Havana Nights
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …