If you read my post regarding the poster then that headline makes total sense to you. Tuesday the first official poster was released. Now we have a trailer. And yeah well… I will still run to the theater as fast as my heels can carry me, but I will also shake my head and side-eye …
First off there is absolutely nothing to hate about this trailer. Technically, it’s not a horror but whatever. Like I said in the headline Matt Damon is fit as hell in the Elysium trailer and sleeved out as he is plays space mercenary. That’s an award deserving thing all to itself. In the year 2154, …
The first full trailer for the upcoming Carrie remake has arrived. I might be the minority but I’m giving it a solid – meh. The hype was built up yesterday when everyone lost their minds over a 15-second teaser that was released. The tease was more exciting. Isn’t it always? Sadly, the hype was just …
Ethan is back once more in a thriller that has me marking my calendar. True last time I hated Sinister. It was just boring and not in the least bit scary. But, I really like the idea and concept behind this one. It’s called, The Purge. A speculative thriller that follows one family over the …
When a rural family of seven begin to suspect that they are not alone on their farmstead, they hire world-renowned paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren to check out their secluded farmhouse. The Warrens may be seasoned ghost hunters, but they soon realize that they are in over their heads. As supernatural activity around the …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …