What the what now? Man shoots girlfriend after argument over ‘The Walking Dead’

Now I love me some Walking Dead, but even I don’t take the shitnits this seriously. And yes you read the headline right. Twenty-six-year-old, Jared M. Gurman of Long Island, New York shot his Jessica Gelderman, 27 in the back with a shotgun after the two got into a heated argument over The Walking Dead.
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In a statement to police Gurman said he had asked Gelderman to leave his home. He also said he was annoyed Gelderman had come to his home to “smooth things’ over after the disagreement.

“Jess walked into the room and I fired the gun once and hit her,” Gurman said. “She said, ‘Oh my God. What did you do?’”
The gunshot pierced Gelderman’s lung and diaphragm and shattered her ribs, said Nassau Det. Lt. Raymond Cote, commander of the Third Squad.

But know this ladies he’s not completely crazy he actually drove Gelderman to the hospital. At the Long Island Jewish Medical Center in New Hyde Park, where Gurman was arrested. Police said Gelderman was in stable condition with the bullet still in her body.

The couple had been out Sunday night and got into an argument where Gurman contends a zombie outbreak could actually become a real thing. “I just know that he felt very adamant that there could be some type of military mishap that would result in some sort of virus or something being released that could cause terrible things to happen,” Cote said.

Gelderman, Cote said, thought her boyfriend’s belief was absurd.

“She felt that it was ridiculous,” Cote said.

Gurman has been arraigned on one count of second-degree attempted murder and has been denied bail.

Freak Out With Your Geek Out – I Heart Vampires Too, But…

Meet Maria Jose Cristerna.

The 35-year-old tattoo artist reportedly decided to “reinvent” herself as a vampire, after enduring domestic abuse. I guess that’s one way to go. Personally, the Burning Bed approach might have been a better option, but what do I know? I have no idea what Maria is saying in this video, I speak German. So…

I love Vampires, but all I can do is the leather, perhaps the bustier and a few of the tats, that’s as far as I can take it. Maria I tip my hat to you girl!

Side-Eye News: Norman Bates Lives

Chochise County Sheriff's OfficeTimothy Fattig, 34, was arrested on suspicion of negligent homicide after police in Arizona found the skeletal remains of his mother inside her home.

Fresh from the news of nutters, we present 34-year-old horror film-maker, Tim Fattig. Fattig was apparently so grief-stricken when his 68-year-old mother died, he decided to do a homage to horror classic Psycho by keeping her decomposing body in her house a full year after she passed away.

But wait, there’s more Fattig works for a horror movie production company in Tucson called Desert Scream Productions. Fun. When officials went to the mother’s house to do a welfare check they questioned our boy Tim and found the mother was indeed deceased. He stated to them when he initially found her dead he was so grief stricken he then decided to put Mums in the window of the Bates Motel. Ok, that’s not exactly what Fattig said, but close enough.

Now for the most crazy — Fattig and I have a mutual friend on Facebook. Side-eyes to me.

Thanks Barb!
Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Freak Out With Your Geek Out – Giving T-Pain’s New Ink the Side-Eye

Looks like I’m going to be giving everybody the side-eye today. Rapper T-Pain proves he likes Facebook more than I do, because he took his love way further than I’m willing to go. Yes, he got a tat of the famous Like button. T-Pain, my friend, I like it.

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