“They’re all going to laugh at you.” Remember that classic line; well let’s get prepared for another incarnation of Carrie White. The 1976 telekinetic blood bath penned by Stephen King is coming to the screen once again. This time the film stars starring stars Chloë Grace Moretz (Carrie White), Julianne Moore (Margaret White ) and …
This is one of those remakes I can take or leave, pretty much how I felt about Fright Night but as the saving grace that was we have Colin Farrell and his magical arms! So yay for that! Unfortunately some ass hat decided to put him in a shirt with sleeves. What’s up with that …
I have to admit these pictures are interesting and slightly coolish looking but I stand by the fact Bradley Cooper is not even remotely hot or badass enough to play Eric Draven. Cooper is missing the slickness to pull it off to me, even as Face in that horrid A-Team remake he lacked the debonair …
You may or may not have seen this clip from the upcoming Let Me In already, but when I saw it, I immediately thought this didn’t happen in the original. Ok, let me explain, Let Me In I was under the impression the remake of Let the Right One In was going to be shot …
Oh, shit did I type that aloud? Is Tom Cruise still sue crazy? Because if that’s the case I apologize ahead of time, because Suri is amazing! Oh, wait Katie’s in the movie. And I know it’s an old joke, but it’s been a long day, so suck it! Anyhow, this one is from the …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …