This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Well the time has come for us to put the stools back on top of the bar and turn off the lights as another season of the soap opera that is True Blood has ended. …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** There are a few things I can say without hesitation and one of them is, Marnie is crazy y’all. I mean completely off the reservation, padded room, old fashioned Thorazine drip needing crazy. Still holding …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Did you ever think you would see a 6’ 5” Viking tossing Elvis around the room like a bedazzled Raggedy Andy doll? Well honey that’s exactly what Eric was doing to Bill at the beginning …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.**It’s a sad day when I was more impressed with an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey than True BLAH Blood. Seriously, did you see? Jacqueline put Ashley’s ungrateful ass out. HONEY it was …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** So, uh when are they going to start bottling fairy blood? Because apparently that junk is the bee’s knees. This week we began our little journey with Eric literally draining every ounce of blood from …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …