Directed by Timur Bekmambetov (2012) Fourscore and seven years ago – sadly that’s all I remember. Don’t get me wrong I love American History but my period of knowledge is World War II. Ask me about the Zimmerman telegram, I’m your girl. Wait that was WWI, nevermind. Several of my friends are teachers and they …
A red band trailer for the upcoming ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER has made its way to the internet tubes. Even though I’m spending the day rescuing orphans from the Sudan sulking I thought I would share it with you guys anyway. I’m still all in on this film. I actually think the on-screen version will …
President Lincoln’s mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
In an Ebay auction a seller has listed antique pictures. One image is of a Tennessee man from the 1870s who bears an uncanny resemblance to Nicolas Cage. If Nicky is a vampire it would explain a lot. Thanks DListed!
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Last week on Vampiresty, when we left Jessica she was full on preparing to turn into a pile of goo. But lucky for her Jason has made his way to Zsa Zsa’s to stop her. …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …