This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Last week on Vampiresty, when we left Jessica she was full on preparing to turn into a pile of goo. But lucky for her Jason has made his way to Zsa Zsa’s to stop her. …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** If haven’t heard Antonia Gabriel is back bitches! That chick is badass! I’m sorry Marnie has left the building and in her wake we get UBER-witch! The episode not only opened with Antonia declaring she …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** So, uh when are they going to start bottling fairy blood? Because apparently that junk is the bee’s knees. This week we began our little journey with Eric literally draining every ounce of blood from …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** I have to say it, Elvis is sexy. Seriously. I’m going to have to rename him. Shit, I had so many Elvis and Priscilla jokes in the repartee but whatever more about Bill later. Any …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Why is it that when it comes to Jason I feel like, shaking my head at him, while wearing a bowler hat and saying, “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into! ” He …
Written and Directed by JAMES DeMONACO (2013) The concept of The Purge is by far more horrifying than the actual execution of the events in film. Now, before you Ethan Hawke lovers get all bothered by that statement, I should tell say I am one you. I love Ethan; I just didn’t love him in …
Directed by Nicolás López (2013) There’s something happening at the moment in horror films where we, the viewer’s, are made to dislike all the characters in the opening scenes, which means you sit waiting for them to die one by one. I’m not opposed to that at all; after all it is a horror film. …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …