True Blood Season 3 Episode 11, Fresh Blood: No, Not Eric!!! Take Bill Instead — Let’s Discuss

This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.**

On last night’s episode of The Misadventures of Elvis and Priscilla Bill makes an attempt to rescue Sookie from the dungeon at Fangtasia, only to be taken down by Pam’s magically silver spray. Out of nowhere, the Russian, Serbian (?) sex slave dancer appears and frees Sookie and then the bitch turns on Pam and aids Sookie and Bill in their escape. Dumb, didn’t Eric sex you for like six hours or something, what’s your gripe? Color me confused. Back at La-La’s house, he and Jesus have returned from down the v-hole. Jesus really, really likes it there and wants to return immediately.
But, Lafayette is having what can only be described as a fucked up Santeria v-flashback. Uh, oh, this can’t be good.
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