This is one of those remakes I can take or leave, pretty much how I felt about Fright Night but as the saving grace that was we have Colin Farrell and his magical arms! So yay for that! Unfortunately some ass hat decided to put him in a shirt with sleeves. What’s up with that …
Directed by Craig Gillespie. 2011First off how old is that tall kid with the fluffy hair? Call me if you’re legal if not – awkward. Back to men my own age. Can we get Colin Farrell to move next door to me? Please, I’ll be good. In my constant quest to actually like something I …
I still just don’t care about this film. I’m trying really hard to rally. But, it’s in 3D and has the aforementioned Colin, so my butt will most likely be in a theater on August 19th. Source: EmpireOnline
Oi Colin Farrell! You can move next door to me vampired out and all honey, anytime. This is the first trailer for the upcoming Fright Night remake in all its 3D gory. I have to say that although I’m exhausted as hell with the rehash factory, this trailer surprisingly enough didn’t bother me. I’m torn …
Yup, that’s right. Colin Farrell and Toni Collette have reportedly joined the cast of the upcoming Fright Night remake. Although I am tired of the remakes, I feel since I’ve seen Colin Farrell naked, it’s only fair I watch his version of the 1985 classic Fright Night. Farrell will apparently take on the role originated …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …