A lot of people believe their zodiac signs have some sort of mystical powers. Like being a Taurus gives them special rights to be a stubborn obstinate asshole. ‘Hey man, it’s my nature to be a miser who loves money more than anything ever. By the way, did you see my shoes?’ Did I mention …
This video went viral a few days ago, but like I mentioned before I went on media vacation for the holidays so I’m just getting around to seeing it. Let me start by saying it is both HIGH-larious and all flavors of effed up at the same time. The video is called ‘Ghost in the …
First off love me some George Takei. What self-respecting nerd child doesn’t? Old Navy and George Takei have joined forces to make my favorite pastime shopping even more fun. It’s Cheermageddon! Live long and prosper!
Back by popular demand is Friday’s Freak Out, not really by demand per se but since I’m doing my best to only write about fun shit today here’s this little info. Seriously, this week I’ve written articles about winter building maintenance and green paper recycling- both riveting page turners though! :/ If you follow me …
Since we’ve always felt it was the job of HorrorFatale.com to bring the three A’s (ABS, ARMS and ASS) to women and my fabulous fellas around the world we present Magic Mike. I know it ain’t horror but I think it’s going to be hot so whatever. And might I add True Blood’s Joe Magwhateveritalian …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …