Oi Ladies! Grab your credit cards. The wonderfully intelligent and clearly genius people over at Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas via their merchandising company Mondo released yesterday a 24″x36″ screen print of the poster from the Ryan Gosling film Drive. Think of the possibilities? I heard someone say pillowcase. Did I mention I’m moving and I need …
Beavis and Butt-head in real life – Special makeup effects artist, Kevin Kirkpatrick, created prostatic heads of the crazy MTV teenagers.
Psst, if you are sitting next to a Cancer right now do not make any sudden moves. According to the FBI they might just reach over and strangle your ass. Nice! I’m not really kidding. Apparently, Cancers are the most arrested bunch of criminals in all the land and they are usually committers of violent …
All I can say is homeboy has skills. And check out those heels! I have never seen a man work a pole like that. Too much? I’ll stop.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …
