Opening Today ‘John Dies at the End’ and ‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’

Opening today in limited release John Dies at the End starring Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown.

In JOHN DIES AT THE END, it’s all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson), a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can’t.

John Dies at the End is an adaptation of David Wong’s trans-genre horror novel, JOHN DIES AT THE END is written and directed by Don Coscarelli (BUBBA HO-TEP) and also stars Glynn Turman.

John Dies at the End is On-Demand and check here for theater information.

And most importantly Jeremy Renner! is in a theater near you with Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.

In this spin on the fairy tale, Hansel & Gretel are now bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.

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‘Chernobyl Diaries’ – Opens Today

Several friends touring Europe stumble into misadventure and end up stranded in Prypiat, the Ukrainian city abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster. Their bad situation gets worse when they realize that something else is lurking in the ghost city.

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‘DON’T GO IN THE WOODS’ – It’s a musical, It’s a horror, It’s a thing

Opening in limited release today, Vincent D’Onofrio’s (Law & Order: Criminal Intent) Don’t Go in the Woods. The film is a combination horror and musical. Personally anytime some person breaks out a guitar in front of a campfire, I think it’s only fair someone take a machete to their head. Just saying. I’m so violent. Anyway, enjoy! :D

A young band heads to the woods in order to focus on writing new songs. Hoping to emerge with new music that will score them their big break, they instead find themselves in the middle of a nightmare beyond comprehension.

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Horror in the Neighborhood Cinema — Movie Releases Today

The Thing, Texas Killing Fields, La piel que habito or to you English speakers, The Skin I Live In are opening today.
The Thing (2011) R
This terrifying prequel to John Carpenter’s 1982 classic of the same name tells the story of a team of Norwegian scientists who find an alien ship frozen in Antarctica. When the organism inside awakens, blood flows across the frozen landscape. Leading the group is pilot Carter (Joel Edgerton), who allies with paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) in a desperate attempt to rally the paranoid workers to combat the deadly threat.
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