Opening today in limited release John Dies at the End starring Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown. In JOHN DIES AT THE END, it’s all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a …
If loved seeing a penis flying at your face, something many of you on enjoy on a Friday night anyway, then get ready for the second installment of the horromedy series Piranha. The trailer for Piranha 3DD looks as if it is going to be crazier than the last one. This time Knight Rider (that’s …
I don’t even need this post, because unless you’ve been under a rock, you know this film is out today. Watch out Freddy, I’m coming you! Disfigured serial killer Freddy Krueger (Haley) stalks a group of young people in their dreams, forcing them to remain awake as the only alternative to death. And then there’s …
Vampyres(: Daughters of Darkness; Daughters of Dracula) (1974) NR In this controversial cult classic (also known as Daughters of Dracula), two beautiful bisexual women — played by Marianne Morris and Anulka — roam the English countryside, luring unsuspecting men to their estate for orgies of sex and blood. When an innocent young couple stumbles into …
February 5, 2010 I really am in the mood to go snowboarding…details, details, details, enjoy! FROZEN Written and Directed by Adam Green. Starring Kevin Zegers, Shawn Ashmore and introducing Emma Bell. A typical day on the slopes turns into a chilling nightmare for three snowboarders when they get stranded on the chairlift before their last …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …