The Thing to Return to the Screen
Nope not Courtney Love, the other Thing. Variety reports: Universal will add a new chapter to “The Thing,” lining up another take on the paranoid horror classic most recently brought to the screen by John Carpenter in 1982. Studio has set “Battlestar Galactica” exec producer Ron Moore to write the script and commercials director Matthijs [...]
Angel Heart Remake Completely Possible – No, Seriously
I have tried twice to watch this movie as an adult and I still don’t get it. It’s something about the devil and voodoo, that’s about all I can gather. Robert Deniro has a ponytail and a cane. Because the devil so looks like. Aside from the bizarre, not even remotely hot love scenes with [...]
Natalie Portman Jumping on Remake Wagon
Internet rumors are rapid on this one, guys. According to my cousin’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle, who knows a guy that read this on the Internet, Natalie Portman is slated to play the lead in the remake of 1977’s Suspiria. Anyone ever see this? Yeah, me neither, but it’s got a cool tagline. The Only Thing [...]
