Boris Kodjoe. In a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the Undead, Alice (Jovovich), continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety. Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises …
Shit just got interesting to me! Two words ladies, Boris Kodjoe! Now, I need to know which bitch to slap that didn’t tell me this tall drink of hot was in this film. It’s a Resident Evil you already know, right? Do we really need to rehash the storyline at this point? ‘Resident Evil: Afterlife …
How many Resident Evil’s are there at this point? It’s kind of like Fast and the Furious, it just keeps going and going. Seriously the last one, just wow. Um, back to the story at hand, apparently Milla Jovovich grabbed a Hero (Ali Larter) and decided to give the story the old 3D treatment. Resident …
The Fourth Kind (The 4th Kind) 2009PG-13 When Alaskan psychiatrist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) begins videotaping her therapy sessions with clients, she uncovers petrifying evidence that they have experienced the fourth level of alien encounter: abduction. But as she finds more clues, she suspects that the government will do anything to conceal the truth. …
This was actually the first horror movie I have watched this decade so cheers! I honestly wasn’t expecting too much because for one it opened and closed at the movies in like a hot second last year. But, I must reluctantly be very kind this one and give it my seal of approval. The movie …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …