It’s a *cheap joke, but hey I went for it anyway. At Comic-Con 2012, (yes I’m still nerding out about it) the publicity machine for Silent Hill: Revelation 3D released what in my opinion is one of the coolest posters I’ve seen in a while. I’m easy. Revelation 3D’s plot follows teenager, Heather Mason, who …
I seriously have no idea what’s supposed to scary or horrifying about Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the upcoming Black Swan. They are doing pretty, pretty ballet as far as I can see. Nevertheless, it’s supposed to scary. I don’t know. But, one thing I’m loving are the posters. Keep those coming they make …
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents.
Minimal is the word of the day. Whatcha thinking?
I’m in the worst mood, so my sarcasm volume is turned waaaaay up. For that I am sorry, But, the cool that is probably buried in the ice of this poster is lost on me. Like I said last week Let Me In looks pretty good so far.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when all that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …