Love this image! I had a massage last month that reminds me of this. Seriously, homegirl beat me up. Anyway, this is a teaser poster for the Eli Roth produced upcoming film, The Last Exorcism. The film hits the Cineplex August 27, 2010. When he arrives on the rural Louisiana farm of Louis Sweetzer, the …
I have no idea. Here’s the story about The Human Centipede (First Sequence). Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods while searching for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves …
So, again while I was off in sleepyville Brad Fuller and the producers of the A Nightmare on Elm Street released another poster for the upcoming remake. I’m not moved either way by this one, well Freddy looks a little short to me, not that menacing, but that’s just me. A Nightmare on Elm Street …
Apparently, Nic Cage is wondering what the fuck happened to his career as well. Or he smells the rottenness that this movie is sure to be, either way I’m not feeling this poster. Whatcha thinking?
The inhabitants of a small Iowa town suddenly plagued by insanity and then death after a mysterious toxin contaminates their water supply. Pretty much nothing unusal about this, because surpise, it’s a remake. Whatcha thinking?
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …