I seriously have no idea what’s supposed to scary or horrifying about Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the upcoming Black Swan. They are doing pretty, pretty ballet as far as I can see. Nevertheless, it’s supposed to scary. I don’t know. But, one thing I’m loving are the posters. Keep those coming they make …
I love how the bigger stars are jumping on the monster bandwagon. It makes me happy. The latest starlet to join our side is Natalie Portman. Portman has as Variety reports signed on to star in and produce “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” a film based on the bestselling book written by Seth Grahame-Smith and …
Internet rumors are rapid on this one, guys. According to my cousin’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle, who knows a guy that read this on the Internet, Natalie Portman is slated to play the lead in the remake of 1977’s Suspiria. Anyone ever see this? Yeah, me neither, but it’s got a cool tagline. The Only Thing …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …