In an Ebay auction a seller has listed antique pictures. One image is of a Tennessee man from the 1870s who bears an uncanny resemblance to Nicolas Cage. If Nicky is a vampire it would explain a lot. Thanks DListed!
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About ‘Ghost Rider 2’ Trailer – Nic and I Have Talked (Not Really)
As you might have noticed we have a love, hate relationship with most of Nic Cage and his films. I mostly hate them, but I have to admit lately they haven’t bothered me. Loved Kick Ass, Liked Season of the Witch and Drive Angry. So, Nicky and I are continuing our hot cold relationship. Behold …
‘Drive Angry’ Motion Poster – Pretty Cool, I Must Admit
I’m all about the ‘71 Chevy Chevelle in the trailer! Vroom, Vroom, man. Momma like! I want to see this because I’m Southern, I like loud freaking cars what can I say? Anyway, my favorite wig-wearer Nic Cage continues to do what it is Nic does these days while trying to outrun the devil in …
Horror in the Neighborhood Cinema — Movie Releases Today
My mind tried to block this out, but it’s still happening nonetheless. Season of the Witch opens today and it might be amazing…or it could be like the rest of Nicky’s movies lately. It’s a crap shoot. But, one thing’s for sure, I still hate Nic’s wig. I’m not running another trailer for this so …
I Already Told You Nic, I Get It – ‘Season of the Witch’ New Trailer
Same shit! Ha! I kid you Nic!! As I mentioned when I presented the lovely trailer for Drive Angry, I have a completely different take on Nic Cage. Nic is fucking with us, he stop caring many years ago. Nic has a family to feed and he’s doing it, so everyone else can suck it. …
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‘Evil Dead (2013)’ Review – Earns its R! Darkly Fun.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
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Bates Motel – Three Episodes In So Far, So Odd
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
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‘MAMA’ (Review) – Mama is mad folks!
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …
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HorrorFatale.com Picks the Best and Worst Horror Films of 2012
We laughed, we cringed, we booed and we laughed some more, because it’s us. That’s we do. I always procrastinate with this list because I see dozens upon dozens of films each year and I’m always somewhat unmoved lately that is. I long for the days of Jason and Freddie. There are just no good …
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‘Juan of the Dead’ Review – Zombie Killing and Havana Nights
Juan de los Muertos (original title) Directed by Alejandro Brugués 2012 How can a film go wrong when you include Sid Vicious crooning Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ on its soundtrack I ask you? Answer is you cannot. This film actually had my approval with its title, ‘Juan of the Dead’. Remember that cool little British film, …