A Reluctant Review of ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – Not Feeling It Girls
I honestly tried my best to release the inner romantic in me and like this movie, but I could not, sorry girls. Twilight: New Moon tells the lovelorn story of Bella and Tickle Me Elmo vampire Edward and a hot barely legal kid werewolf Jacob. It is the second in this series, this time out [...]
More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob
I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s all I’m saying. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FE8PzkVfg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1]
BRAINS, BRAINS – Starz Gets their Zombie On
The zombies are aiming to take back the bite from vampires. Forget about Tickle Me Elmo Robert Pattinson and his Twilight gang, Woody Harrelson and the brother of the Pepsi girl have breathed new life into the walking dead with the success of Zombieland. Ok, I’ll stop the punning. On October 13th at 10:00 p.m., [...]
About ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – How Old is Taylor Lautner?
Ok, so I’m the one person with ovaries who didn’t get all giddy for that Twilight mess. You know I think Robert Pattinson looks like a Tickle Me Elmo doll and Kristen Stewart has the personality of a cotton ball. But, I’m thinking I will have to give this second movie a gander because Jailbait [...]
Uh, oh, it’s on! Bill Calls Edward Out! Vampire Showdown
Stephen Moyer, True Blood’s Bill Compton, called a certain angsty-teen vamp known as Edward Cullens, some funny names. Twilight’s toothsome Robert Pattinson, Moyer simply says, “He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” I have to say I agree, I think that Pattinson kid looks like Tickle Me Elmo, but I know you [...]
