‘Twilight’ – Apparently It’s a Movie
Yeah, I could care less about Twilight, but then there is this… And this… And then this… And most importantly this… Yes, I know he’s young. To that I say I couldn’t have birthed him and do you see the kids abs? And don’t get me started on his arms. I think another installment of [...]
A Reluctant Review of ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – Not Feeling It Girls
I honestly tried my best to release the inner romantic in me and like this movie, but I could not, sorry girls. Twilight: New Moon tells the lovelorn story of Bella and Tickle Me Elmo vampire Edward and a hot barely legal kid werewolf Jacob. It is the second in this series, this time out [...]
It’s Official Taylor Lautner is 18! Leer in Peace!
The only reason I even know that Twilight exists is for this reason. So join me in celebrating the fact it is no longer illegal to stare at this kid’s abs. Happy Birthday, Taylor! We enjoy you!
More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob
I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s all I’m saying. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FE8PzkVfg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1]
About Jacob of Twilight! – New Moon Clip
Uh, he’s 17, keep that in mind ladies. Anyone know when he turns 18? Because I keep having these Mrs. Robinson moments, so don’t look at this clip or the pic in this post. Seriously, look hard at his abs ignore it. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rejlw5zWzZQ&hl=en&fs=1] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHuILgUShQ&hl=en&fs=1]
