Update on the Update Here’s the teaser for Human Centipede 2 which actually shows parts of the actual movie. I still say whatever. But here it is nonetheless. Enjoy!
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About that ‘Human Centipede 2’ Trailer – Oh Whatever
I’m more grossed out actually by the kid who appears to be whacking it to the trailer than what is probably happening on the screen. I don’t know about this one guys, I laughed heartily at the first Human Centipede but it’s looking like this sequel is going to annoy me. The annoyance will not …
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) – Sprechen Sie Nuts!
I know I’m sick but this movie made me giggle out aloud more than once. First off, the premise of The Human Centipede (First Sequence) it is so utterly ridiculous you have to laugh at it and makes me wonder what bong was writer Tom Six hitting while he was writing. You know the back-story …
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‘The Purge’ Review – Frightening concept, Mediocre delivery
Written and Directed by JAMES DeMONACO (2013) The concept of The Purge is by far more horrifying than the actual execution of the events in film. Now, before you Ethan Hawke lovers get all bothered by that statement, I should tell say I am one you. I love Ethan; I just didn’t love him in …
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‘Aftershock’ (Review) – Don’t travel, stay home and watch TV
Directed by Nicolás López (2013) There’s something happening at the moment in horror films where we, the viewer’s, are made to dislike all the characters in the opening scenes, which means you sit waiting for them to die one by one. I’m not opposed to that at all; after all it is a horror film. …
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‘Evil Dead (2013)’ Review – Earns its R! Darkly Fun.
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
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Bates Motel – Three Episodes In So Far, So Odd
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
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‘MAMA’ (Review) – Mama is mad folks!
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …