This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Well the time has come for us to put the stools back on top of the bar and turn off the lights as another season of the soap opera that is True Blood has ended. …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.**It’s a sad day when I was more impressed with an episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey than True BLAH Blood. Seriously, did you see? Jacqueline put Ashley’s ungrateful ass out. HONEY it was …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Technically last night’s episode was called, ‘I Wish I was the Moon’. This cute little title was surely picked because everything revolved around the full moon that hung heavy over the crazy little parish. It …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** Turns out gators love marshmallows. True statement. Or, at least that’s what Sam says. We’ll get to that little tidbit of worldly wisdom shortly. First things first. When we last left Little Puppy he was …
This contains big time spoilers. If you haven’t watched the episode, I am advising you turn back now. Save yourself.** So, uh when are they going to start bottling fairy blood? Because apparently that junk is the bee’s knees. This week we began our little journey with Eric literally draining every ounce of blood from …
Written and Directed by JAMES DeMONACO (2013) The concept of The Purge is by far more horrifying than the actual execution of the events in film. Now, before you Ethan Hawke lovers get all bothered by that statement, I should tell say I am one you. I love Ethan; I just didn’t love him in …
Directed by Nicolás López (2013) There’s something happening at the moment in horror films where we, the viewer’s, are made to dislike all the characters in the opening scenes, which means you sit waiting for them to die one by one. I’m not opposed to that at all; after all it is a horror film. …
Directed by Fede Alvarez (2013) No Ash? Wait, they are remaking Evil Dead, without Bruce Campbell? What? That’s crazy talk. That will never work. The Ash character is now a girl? Remember when the internet world went all flavors of nutters when that information came out about this remake. Guess what? They were WRONG! I …
After a much needed break, I have returned from my walkabout. Walkabout, that spontaneous journey through the wilderness of one’s choosing in an effort to satisfy one’s itchy feet, a need to be elsewhere, the craving for the open road, that space over the horizon… You guessed it I walked about the shoes stores across …
Directed by Andrés Muschietti 2013 I’ll just say this right off, I’m a big fan of Guillermo del Toro, so I came into Mama with bias. Technically this film was not directed by Guillermo, but by Andrés Muschietti, who actually co-wrote and directed a Spanish short by the same name in 2008. However, when you …