A Reluctant Review of ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – Not Feeling It Girls
I honestly tried my best to release the inner romantic in me and like this movie, but I could not, sorry girls. Twilight: New Moon tells the lovelorn story of Bella and Tickle Me Elmo vampire Edward and a hot barely legal kid werewolf Jacob. It is the second in this series, this time out [...]
More ‘Twilight’ Therefore More Jacob
I still have no interest or intention on watching this mess, but I like leering at this kid. It’s bad, call Dateline; it’s time for a Chris Henson intervention. Maybe I could pull a Paul Walker. Look it up, that’s all I’m saying. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FE8PzkVfg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1]
About Jacob of Twilight! – New Moon Clip
Uh, he’s 17, keep that in mind ladies. Anyone know when he turns 18? Because I keep having these Mrs. Robinson moments, so don’t look at this clip or the pic in this post. Seriously, look hard at his abs ignore it. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rejlw5zWzZQ&hl=en&fs=1] [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHuILgUShQ&hl=en&fs=1]
About ‘Twilight: New Moon’ – How Old is Taylor Lautner?
Ok, so I’m the one person with ovaries who didn’t get all giddy for that Twilight mess. You know I think Robert Pattinson looks like a Tickle Me Elmo doll and Kristen Stewart has the personality of a cotton ball. But, I’m thinking I will have to give this second movie a gander because Jailbait [...]
Uh, oh, it’s on! Bill Calls Edward Out! Vampire Showdown
Stephen Moyer, True Blood’s Bill Compton, called a certain angsty-teen vamp known as Edward Cullens, some funny names. Twilight’s toothsome Robert Pattinson, Moyer simply says, “He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” I have to say I agree, I think that Pattinson kid looks like Tickle Me Elmo, but I know you [...]
