What if Scrooge was a gym bro… and the Ghost of Christmas Past was a reanimated porn star? The answers might be found in author Damien Casey’s “Bride of The Living Chad”.

When Tanner Henry’s favorite adult film star Lena White dies in a tragic lube-soaked limousine explosion, he does what any grieving Chad would do: he resurrects her. Except now, Lena’s back… and she’s burned, pissed, and has a few tasks for Tanner if he ever wants her looking like the fantasy in his head again. What follows is a quest filled with:

• undead romance over Taco Bell breakfast;vengeance via mantis-wielding ex-girlfriends;

• haunted sock puppets;

• and a surprisingly touching journey of self-improvement (or at least, less-awfulness).

Well this seems like a fun goofy ass read.

Bride of the Living Chad is available now in paperback and ebook at Encyclopocalypse Publications.