They Will Kill You is going to be a sick action horror movie so says I. It’s produced by It (see what I did there.) director Andy Muschietti and filmed by the house that Freddy built New Line. Enjoy.

A young woman must survive the night at the Virgil, a demonic cult’s mysterious and twisted death-trap of a lair, before becoming their next offering.

The film stars Zazie Beetz, Myha’La, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, and Patricia Arquette.  It’s directed by Kirill Sokolov and written by Sokolov and Alex Litvak.

This is my favorite trailer thus far, yeah yeah I know it’s only six days in, but it trailer made me happy and I smiled. I have a one sided grunge against Arquette and Graham, so the fact those two don’t even bother me is saying a lot.

Whatevers, They Will Kill You is in theaters in North America on March 27, 2026.