{"id":10,"date":"2019-08-19T02:43:49","date_gmt":"2019-08-19T02:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/horrorfatale.com\/?p=10"},"modified":"2019-08-19T04:06:31","modified_gmt":"2019-08-19T04:06:31","slug":"programming-note-ill-be-right-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horrorfatale.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/19\/programming-note-ill-be-right-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Programming Note: I\u2019ll Be Right Back\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Alright so, HorrorFatale.com has been alive and kicking since July 15, 2008. We\u2019ve watched endless amounts of horror TV, films and played a video game or two together whilst booing most of them. I\u2019m still looking at you Platinum Dunes.\u00a0<a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/explore\/tags\/neverforget\/\">#neverforget<\/a>\u00a0Unfortunately, sometime this year we were hacked even though we had supposed security provided by the SiteLock. Please ask me about this company!!! I have such a great rant about them and the con they are running. Site owners \u2014 Get something else \u2013 never them!!!!! (See tweet<\/p>\r\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\r\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Really? \ud83e\udd28That\u2019s strange because when customers like me have been paying for your service for months and their site is attacked, instead of alleviating the problem your policy apparently is try to upsell them another product. Were there no other contenders in the category?<\/p>\r\n\u2014 The HorrorFatale (@HorrorFatale) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HorrorFatale\/status\/1136846939461308417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 7, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote>\r\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So to clear the site of the annoying ass malware, we are taking it down for a few days and it\u2019s quite possible we will lose our archives from 2008 onward. Succckkks!!!! But, it has to be done so we can get back to the proper business of meh-ing and not liking a new crop of horror films. 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